Action veteran SYLVESTER STALLONE is making sure his young daughters do not fall victim to the Hollywood party scene - by teaching them at an early age about the harsh realities of the movie industry. The 61-year-old insists he doesn’t mind if his three daughters - Sophia, 11, Sistene, nine, and Scarlet, five - pursue acting careers, but he has forbidden them from misbehaving in the public eye in a bid to keep them out of the tabloids. He says, “I am good to my girls but it’s tough love because I know it’s a tough world. It terrifies me because I know that their name will make them a target. I’ve seen it so many times. Look at these young celebrities - they get hammered, living under a microscope. “I’ve been saying this since the day they were born - listen to your mother and father. But as they get older and the hormones start to kick in, they might get like, ‘You don’t know everything, Dad!’ And I’ll just say: ‘Oh, yes I do!’ “I can’t stop them going into the entertainment industry, but I can toughen them up.”

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Sylvester Stallone denies ever using steroids but is all about human growth hormone. He used it to beef himself up to 209 pounds for his new Rambo movie. He goes on the record about HGH in the latest issue of Time, according to Page Six:

“HGH [human growth hormone] is nothing. Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed,” Stallone says in the issue out tomorrow. “Testosterone to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older. Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life. Mark my words. In 10 years, it will be over the counter.”

If you’ll excuse me, I need to build a time machine so I can roid out at CVS in the year 2018. I should be back after lunch to dominate your women. Tell them to dress sexy. Sort of like they’re auditioning for Rock of Love with Bret Michaels but more whoreish. If that’s even possible.

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Gwyneth Paltrow makes an appearance. Someone whispered near her and it blew her down on the ground.
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Miley Cyrus in her monthly appearance on the blog. She was on Ryan Seacrest’s show yesterday and I didn’t ever think I would hear anything more painful. Then he had Britney on.
Lisa Rinna giving you reason #432 not to use Botox.
From the top of the photos to the bottom in one day. Even for Lindsay Lohan that is remarkable. What is even more remarkable is that someone was actually selling what she is wearing.

Sylvester Stallone donated memorabilia to the Planet Hollywood in New York City last night. The items include a bow and arrow from Rambo, the fourth installment in the headband-wearing death machine’s franchise. I don’t know about you, but I would exclusively eat at any restaurant where Sly Stallone fired an explosive arrow through my food. Unless he accidentally shot my beer. In which case I’d demand satisfaction. Mainly seeing Rocky shoot my strawberry shortcake out of a bazooka.

JANICE Dickinson came close to crossing paths this past week at the Beverly Hills Hotel with her nemesis and one-time fiancé, Sylvester Stallone.

As we reported Friday, the supermodel, earlier in the week on Greg Gutfield’s Fox News Channel show “Red Eye,” accused Stallone of shooting her up with steroids, as well as himself.

“He juiced me,” Dickinson, star of an Oxygen channel reality show, told Gutfield. “I’d wake up and my arm was as big as Popeye.”
Now, entertainment reporter Nelson Aspen tells he was an eyewitness when Dickinson “charged” into the famed hotel Thursday and discovered that a “Rambo 4″ junket was under way.

“She came in stumbling in her heels, wearing big, dumb sunglasses and a riding outfit,” Aspen relates. “She grabbed a busboy and started yelling, ‘He knows I’m here! He knows I’m here!’ She then quickly disappeared.”

It’s a good thing she and Stallone didn’t meet up. After Stallone called her a desperate liar on this page Friday, Dickinson told us, “Stallone was recently arrested in Japan for growth hormones.”

She raged, “I’m not desperate! I just got off of ‘I’m a Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here!’ and have a show in 110 countries.
“If he doesn’t shut his big mouth, I’m going to really tell everybody what he did to me. If he doesn’t retract calling me a liar, I’m going to really talk - and he doesn’t want that, so he’d better make nice . . . tell him I just got out of the jungle, too.”

Dickinson would surely have said more, but her new publicist, Lizzie Grubman, stopped her. As for Stallone, his representative decided to take the high road and decline comment.

The two were engaged for several months in 1993, and Dickinson went into a tailspin when they broke up. When she learned she was pregnant, she fingered Stallone as the father. However, after tests proved that producer Michael Birnbaum was actually the daddy of Dickinson’s daughter, Savannah, the wild model confessed she had sex with five men in one week.

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Janice Dickinson claims that she not only saw her ex Sylvester Stallone use steroids, but he used them on her. Janice was on FOX New’s Red Eye when she accused Rambo of using drugs. Page Six reports:

“He juiced me,” Dickinson said. “I’d wake up and my arm was as big as Popeye - steroids, testosterone, all that stuff that people say [mimicking Stallone voice], ‘Hey, it’s not that good ’cause you get really big, you know what I mean?’ “

However, Janice Dickinson has been known to lie in the past about Rocky:

Dickinson and Stallone were briefly engaged in the early 1990s. The brunette found out she was pregnant and told the actor he was the father, but DNA tests proved that producer Michael Birnbaum was the daddy of her baby girl, Savannah. Stallone immediately dumped her.

I doubt Sly Stallone’s walking around injecting his girlfriends with steroids. “Hey, yo, baby, maybe you’re, uh, breasts shouldn’t be so big and, yo, I dunno, maybe you should grow a moustache, know what I mean?” Although, this does explain why Janice Dickinson looks like, well, Janice Dickinson.

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THE self-proclaimed “world’s first supermodel,” Janice Dickinson, is a publicity hound who will say anything to get attention, according to her former fiancé, Sylvester Stallone.

The star of “Rocky” and “Rambo” is furious because Dickinson, who’s now hosting “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency” reality show on the Oxygen channel, went on Greg Gutfeld’s Fox News show, “Red Eye,” this week and accused Stallone of doing steroids.

Dickinson told Gutfeld that not only did she see Stallone “juice” up with steroids but that he injected her with them as well.

“He juiced me,” Dickinson said. “I’d wake up and my arm was as big as Popeye - steroids, testosterone, all that stuff that people say [mimicking Stallone voice], ‘Hey, it’s not that good ’cause you get really big, you know what I mean?’ ”

When Gutfeld put in, “So that’s an actual confirmation, though? You did see him juice?” Dickinson coyly shot back, “I did confirm that, didn’t I?”
When informed of the exchange, Stallone’s representative fumed to Page Six, “Janice Dickinson lied about the origin of her child, and she’s lying about this.”

Dickinson and Stallone were briefly engaged in the early 1990s. The brunette found out she was pregnant and told the actor he was the father, but DNA tests proved that producer Michael Birnbaum was the daddy of her baby girl, Savannah. Stallone immediately dumped her.

A pal of Stallone said yesterday, “These are just more desperate lies from a desperate woman.” A rep for Dickinson, the author of “Everything About Me Is Fake and I’m Perfect,” didn’t get back to us.

The lavishly lipped ex-mannequin claims to have coined the term “supermodel” in 1979, but it was actually first used in a 1968 article in Glamour magazine. Dickinson is said to have bedded the likes of Jack Nicholson, Bruce Willis, Mick Jagger and Warren Beatty - as well as Grace Jones and Kelly LeBrock.

Stallone, 61, has been a fitness freak ever since he starred in “Rocky” in 1976. The Philadelphia native looked like a professional bodybuilder in his first “Rambo” movie, “First Blood,” in 1982.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were at the Hatton-Mayweather fight last night in Las Vegas. Weird. I would think St. Angelina would be all against live violence and shit. Kumbaya and all. Ugh and is Brad seriously balding, because those hats never come off.

Bonus! Leatherface aka Sly Stallone was also in the audience. His face makes baby deer shed a million tears.  

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