Mary-Kate Olsen doesn’t seem to be paying much attention to tabloid reports about her recent weight gain. Olsen was at the Jane Hotel this week for a birthday party thrown by novelist Danielle Steele’s daughter, Victoria Traina, “chain-smoking and throwing back shots,” said a source. “She looked like she was having a good time.” Last week, Star magazine wrote a story about Olsen’s healthy weight gain, saying, “Bye-bye billion-dollar looks, hello bloat.”

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Vanessa Hudgens & Mary Kate Olsen filming Beastly, a teen romance in Old Montreal.

According to Splashnewsonline, Mary-Kate Olsen is set to star in a new movie with High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens. The blonde actress, who turns 23 this month, is tapped to appear in Beastly, a teen romance.

Olsen’s character places a curse on a handsome, egocentric man whose looks are transformed into everything he hates.

The script is based on Alex Finn’s fantasy novel - a new version of the classic fairytale Beauty and the Beast.

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I think Robert DeNiro is losing his mind. There really can be no other explanation for Mary Kate Olsen to be a juror at the Tribeca Film Festival. Well, there are other explanations, but Robert is married so I prefer to think of this as some misguided belief that Mary Kate knows something about movies. I would say she knows nothing about fashion, but I think that is wrong. She doesn’t know how to dress, but she and her sister have that fashion line Elizabeth & James which sells out everywhere.

Maybe it is the same with movies. Maybe she knows a good movie when she watches it, she just doesn’t actually like to be in any good movies herself. I hope that is the case, because if I was a filmmaker I would have a tough time being judged by someone who starred in and produced New York Minute and The Challenge. I mean she was responsible for those disasters so she must have thought they would be good. Now, someone has maybe their entire future hinging on whether Mary Kate Olsen likes their movie. If it is depressing and features a chain smoking homeless looking person I think you have a winner on your hands.

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Mary-Kate Olsen went out on a windy day and the wind blew her hair in such a way that reminded me of that famous scene in Something About Mary. Cameron Diaz must be so jealous.

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TINY twin Mary-Kate Olsen is drowning the recent rumor that she is with child. The other night, Olsen and boyfriend Nate Lowman hit the Art Basel scene at the opening of The Station, an art exhibition in Miami that he helped curate. A spy told us Mary-Kate was smooching with her beau and smoking and drinking vodka cocktails all night, supporting her spokesperson’s recent announcement to Page Six that “there is absolutely no truth” to the rumor.

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Everytime Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen do a book signing the PETA protestors come out to see them. Since neiter twin is wearing fur, I think they are the twins biggest fans!

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There are no wedding bells in Ashley Olsen’s near future, according to her rep.

“Contrary to several tabloid reports, Ashley Olsen is not engaged to be married,” Nicole Caruso said in a statement exclusively to PEOPLE Wednesday. “Ashley is dating Justin Bartha and they are very happy.”

Earlier this week tabloid reports began surfacing that Olsen, 22, and Bartha, 30, are planning an elaborate $1 million wedding in the South of France.

In September, Olsen visited her actor beau on the set of his movie The Hangover in Las Vegas. Last month, they were spotted getting cozy over dinner at L.A.’s Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar.

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Have you ever bought an autograph of a celebrity off eBay? You know they might not be real buy you take your chances. One good thing though is you are almost always guaranteed a thank you from the seller because they don’t want you to say anything bad about them because then no one else will buy anything from them, and then they won’t have a business and they will be out on the streets and begging for food.

So, apparently though the Olsen twins have not quite learned that lesson yet. In addition, they seem to have forgotten one thing. The only reason they are where they are is because of fans, some good writers on Full House, a lucky time slot, and smart parents. Notice that fans is first. Without fans they would have much less money. Think about all those stupid detective books and films they had and their kids clothing lines and without fans they have nothing.

Well yesterday when they were signing books in New York, here was a list of rules that the NY Post acquired.

1. No speaking to the Olsens (how about making snide comments to yourself)

2. The Olsens will not speak to you (not missing much)

3. The Olsens will not be reading (I think only one can)

4. They will not answer questions. (tough when you are not speaking)

5. Not sign anything other than their book (common but still jerkish. I mean you have been selling people crap for 20 years.)

6. One book per person (like anyone is going to want two of the f**kers. But please, like they wouldn’t sell their souls for another $32.

7. No photography allowed (because that would encourage fans to think the Olsens cared about them)

So, if you were going to devise a way to piss off your fans as completely and thoroughly as possible, this would be a great way to start. All this is saying is give us your damn money and get the hell out. Do you get any other kind of reaction when you see those rules? It was probably just people shuffling in line quietly, handing a book to the Olsens and having them sign it. Since you couldn’t talk I guess it was just a signature. I’m surprised the Olsens just didn’t have a rubber stamp with their signature that says, “you met us. now leave.”

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