There are reality shows and then there are reality shows. That seems redundant until you think that Amazing Race which is my favorite is at one end of the spectrum and The Next Mrs. Danny Bonaduce is so far at the other end of the rainbow that there is actually a f**king leprechaun sitting there.

I guess if Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels can find love then so can Danny Bonaduce. Apparently Danny is desperately trying to sell the show because he was just ordered to pay his wife about $200K a year in spousal and child support. For Danny, that means less porn unless he can find a way to make some money.

So, that of course translates into some lucky lady getting the chance to spend eternity with Danny Bonaduce. That sounds appealing doesn’t it? Well, I will tell you that if the show does get bought, there will be thousands of women who will do just that. Sure, it might involve actually having to touch him or go on a date with him, but hey, they will get to have their 15 minutes of fame. And you just know deep in your heart there will be someone there who will fall in love with Danny and make him sing Come On Get Happy while they are having sex in the final episode. Of course if the photos in FFF are anything to go by, she will have a tough time getting happy if you know what I mean.

Oh, speaking of having sex in the final episode, I finally watched some of that Bret Michaels show. I saw the last episode and the reunion show. For those of you who didn’t watch it, let me quickly summarize. The final two people were a stripper and a tv reporter. Bret, before he could make a decision had to spend one night having sex with the reporter and then the next night the stripper and neither of the two women even saw anything wrong with that.

I realize I am a guy and that I should be ok with it, but I really thought it was wrong on so many levels and was shocked that neither woman even cared.

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Danny Bonaduce threw Survivor contestant Jonny Fairplay last night while Fairplay was introducing an award at the FOX Reality Really Awards. Fairplay was getting booed by the audience and when Bonaduce got on stage to let him know he sucked, Fairplay decided this would be a good time to jump on Danny and hump him. Apparently Danny disagreed, because he dropped Fairplay on his face, causing him to lose a few teeth and break a toe. Although I’m not sure what all the fuss is about. It’s not like Danny Bonaduce kicked a box of kittens down the stairs. When somebody jumps on your face and humps you, you throw them off. That’s what you do. If anything somebody should be giving Danny Bonaduce an award. An Academy Award. For acting. Or a Nobel Prize? I dunno. What am I, some sort of awards expert?

NOTE: The video contains a small amount of violence. If it offends you, you might want to get off the internet and go back to your coloring book.

UPDATE: America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry says on her blog that she’s responsible for the fight and that she’s the one who encouraged Danny Bonaduce to go up on stage. And really, how can you not take the word of a woman who looks this intelligent:

TMZ has the video of how Jonny Douchebag knocked his teeth out. It’s all very anti-climactic. Jonny and Danny Bonaduce were presenting together at the Fox Reality Awards last night. The audience boos Jonny, he makes some joke and Danny starts walking away. Jonny beckons him back and then jumps on him and dry humps him like a retarded monkey. Danny throws him off and bam. That’s how it happened. Yeah, not very interesting or exciting.

Jonny deserved it. Danny should’ve kicked him while he was down!

What happens when you put two reality TV, douche bag, attention whores in the same room? Well, one of them will probably end up beating up the other one.

At last night’s Fox Reality Awards show Danny Bonaduce allegedly knocked out Jonny Fairplay from Survivor for some reason or another. Jonny lost a few teeth and he reportedly filed a police report. Danny was not arrested….yet.

WTF?! Is getting into a fist fight at loser award shows the new black? Team Nobody for me on this one. Both of them are attention seeking FUGS.

Danny is a crazed ginge and Jonny probably deserved being punched in the fucking mouth.

TMZ has video of Jonny being taken away in an ambulance if you care!

UPDATE - In case you give a rat’s ass Danny spoke to Adam Carolla this morning and explained the incident. TMZ broke it down:

Danny said he thought the show was over and he was leaving, and Fairplay was on the stage, asking the audience why he was booing him. Danny says, as he walked by, he said “They’re booing him because they hate him.”Someone then asked Danny to go on stage and tell him that, which he says he did. Danny says he was off the first step of the stage when Fairplay lunged at him and wrapped his legs around him.

Danny says he didn’t know if Fairplay was joking. He then says he grabbed the butt of Fairplay’s jeans and threw him over his head, not realizing how light he was. Danny says Fairplay face planted into one of the seats behind him.

Blah…blah……still idiotic!