I really want to be sympathetic here. I really do. I know several people who get panic attacks and obviously the site even has a sponsor who deals with panic attacks. That being said, I am wondering what kind of stress Brooke Hogan has which would cause her to pull out of a concert over the weekend and take her father too.

Fox is reporting that Brooke was scheduled to perform at a concert this weekend in New York. It was one of those radio station concerts where artists play for ten minutes or play their two hits whichever comes first. In Brooke’s case since she has no hits it probably would have been one song and a cover followed by a quick spin around the pole and a lap dance for Daddy.

Apparently Hulk was the scheduled host for this entire event. At the last second, Brooke pulled out because of anxiety attacks and other medical ailments. “Brooke is incredibly sensitive,” a source said. “She really cares about everyone around her and takes on a lot.”

Uh huh. Would someone please tell me what is stressful about her life? I understand about stage fright and if she has that I would understand. But anything other than that I think she has an easier life than 99% of the world and the only thing she should be panicking about is whether the Hulk is going to rub some more lotion on the inside of her thighs. Shudder. That has to be the most disturbing photo ever posted on the site. Even more so than Verne’s tongue.

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The final chapter in the dramatic divorce between Terry Bollea and his estranged wife, Linda, played out in a Pinellas County courtroom Tuesday.

Attorneys for Terry and Linda Bollea announced that the two sides have reached a settlement in their divorce case.

No terms of the agreement were given.

According to sources close to the case, the couple reached an agreement before the hearing.

Terry Bollea, also known as famed wrestler Hulk Hogan, and Linda Bollea have been going through contentious divorce proceedings for almost the past two years.

During that time, the Hogans have argued over alimony payments, allowances, a Las Vegas condo and Linda’s alleged spending habits.

But the proceedings were civil on Tuesday, as all parties greeted each other with handshakes and Linda and Terry said hellos with kisses on the cheek.

Following the proceedings, Linda released this statement:

“My husband took the big step of stopping this escalating war by making the decision to put this behind us. I am grateful to him for realizing that our family can be happier and stronger by working together. He and I both love our family dearly and look forward to working together to make it stronger than it has ever been. My family means the world to me.”

The famous family has been in the spotlight more than ever since Linda and Terry’s son, Nick Bollea, crashed his car, seriously injuring John Graziano in August 2007.

The Hogans still face a civil lawsuit filed by the Graziano family.

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The “Brooke Knows Best” babe, Brooke Hogan was busy shooting scenes for her hit reality show, looking hot in a bright pink, skin-tight dress teamed with a pair of flip flops.

Brooke Hogan leggy in pink dress on set of her TV show

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Watching the Hogan family is like having a Jerry Springer episode every week. I don’t need one everyday, but once a week is fantastic. As always, I predicate every Hogan story with the hope they all end up bankrupt because they had to pay John Graziano every penny they have.

In this week’s edition, Linda fought back against the claims made by her hairstylist last week that Linda uses most of her alimony for drugs. The interesting thing is the fighting back didn’t say anything about Linda and her alleged drug use. Nope. It all was about the fact that Hulk possibly paid off the hairstylist for her testimony. How did she get paid? You are going to love this. Hulk paid the hairstylist $3500 with a check made out to the hair stylist’s sister. The check was alleged to be a payoff AND hair extensions for Hulk’s girlfriend AND Hulk. He needs to get his money back because it looks awful.

Hulk’s people denied it was a payoff and said it was only for the hair extensions. Hulk gets hair extensions? Have you ever seen worse extensions in your life?

Brooke weighed in as well. On Tuesday she was on Bubba The Love Sponge and actually didn’t talk about pole dancing for daddy or her new moves they worked on, but rather how horrible her mother is.

“We were only close (before) because I didn’t know any different … I think this person she is was always there. It’s a psychological thing, it comes down to she didn’t have a settled home life growing up … deep down inside she’s still not happy,” Brooke said before breaking down in tears. “She has bitten the hand that fed her. It hurts so bad because she doesn’t know me. She doesn’t know how fun I am, my favorite color, my best friends or what my house looks like. She doesn’t know any of that.”

Umm. Brooke. Did you get a new favorite color and best friend in the last six months? Were you not fun your whole life until six months ago? This whole family is beyond any kind of rationality. The only thing that sucks about all this is that I fear the couple is going to burn through every penny they have on legal fees related to their divorce and John Graziano isn’t going to have anything left for him. That is the real shame in all of this.

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Brooke Hogan celebrated her 21st birthday at Pure Nightclub in Vegas. Basically, the promoters at Pure just couldn’t seem to get Carrot Top to come in and do a celebrity appearance so Brooke Hogan came in. She’s was on call for D-List Monday nights, thank god she answered her phone. Hulkamania was there. As were his daughters boobs, which were hanging out and loitering all over the joint. Just talking about it makes me totally uncomfortable. Remember the time Hulk rubbed lotion on Brooke’s thys? Yuck! More incest drive photos below.

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The courts have denied a request made by Linda Hogan’s boyfriend, who was seeking a restraining order against Linda’s estranged husband, Hulk Hogan, Access Hollywood has learned.

In court papers obtained by Access, Charley Hill, 20, claims Hulk (whose real name is Terry Bollea) has been following and threatening him.

However, the court denied Hill’s request.

Following the court’s ruling, David Houston, an attorney for Hulk, released the following statement to Access:

“This is just another blatant attempt by Linda Hogan to try to defame Hulk Hogan’s character. We commend the judge on seeing through this ridiculous stunt and denying these baseless claims.”

Linda, 49, filed for divorce from Hulk, 55, in November 2007 after 24 years of marriage.

Back in August, Hulk sat down with Access Hollywood’s Maria Menounos to open up on his split from his wife.

“As crazy as that sounds to say, I wish I was still with my wife,” Hulk told Maria.

“There have been rumors that maybe this divorce was a ploy to protect your assets,” Maria said.

“If this is a ploy, her being intimate with a 19-year-old kid is pretty good acting,” Hulk added. “For me to be able to handle… my 50-year-old wife sleeping in a bed with a 19-year-old boyfriend and using my gym, and driving my cars, and living in my house. I guess we’ve got a pretty good act going on ’cause that’s a lot to take on.”

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Sometimes I think about writing about someone, but then as I ponder the idea in my head the only ever place I see it going is straight to the gutter. I try and keep things family friendly. OK, a family that consists primarily of teenagers and above, but I do try. So, when I read Brooke Hogan’s celebrity page on MySpace, I had an idea, but all I could think of was making a joke about how she wanted Nick home from jail because Daddy wasn’t rubbing oil in the right place anymore. I know, I know. And yes, I do read those celebrity pages just so you don’t have to. Brooke’s this time actually sounded it was written with someone with an education so obviously she didn’t do it.Her whole blog is about her Nicky coming home early and how he is like her best friend. Not actually her best friend, but kind of like her best friend. Umm, he’s your brother. Just say, he is my brother and I have missed him. The whole best friends thing then starts wondering if it is a friends with benefits thing and again, we start slowly sliding down that slope to the gutter.

I will say one thing about what she wrote. At least she didn’t try and hide the negative stuff.

“There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn’t make it through another day… Some people wish terrible, terrible things on us and say the most nasty comments that I can’t even repeat on here… It really hurts.

“I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don’t know the whole story or how much we really, really love John. It’s really sad because we’re not bad people. We’re just going through a really hard time, and so is John’s family.”

The part above is the part that seems like someone with a brain wrote it, but I will say that at least she didn’t try and pretend that no one has said anything bad to her. I hate when celebrities say that everyone is on their side. No, they aren’t and she admits it, so she gets some kudos for that. And, she is also right that we don’t know the whole story, but what I at least have seen and heard from her family does not indicate to me any kind of love for John or his family at all, and so I don’t blame anyone for laying into Brooke.

Finally, Brooke decided to do my least favorite thing. She is going to cook for Nicky. Yep, she said the c word. Apparently Nick has only been getting beef and potatoes in jail so she is going to fix him something special. Mac & Cheese. I kid you not. Yeah, I want Mac & Cheese out of a box cooked by my annoying sister after spending 8 months in jail. What he should do is go spend about the next two weeks sitting next to John, but I bet he doesn’t even go visit unless someone makes him.

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Apparently Brooke Hogan decided that she has a chance at a career. Well, at least her agent must be really good to convince her of that. For some reason which was probably the amount of money being offered, Brooke Hogan turned down the opportunity to pose nude in Playboy thus depriving millions of tranny fans from seeing their hero in the buff. Her publicist said, “Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time. It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”What that PR mumbo jumbo translates to is that Brooke wanted more than $39.64 to take her clothes off. Hell, she spends more than that each day on self-tanner, and besides, she’s daddy’s little girl, and he doesn’t like sharing. I think that holding out for more money is probably not her best option. She is at the peak of her fifteen minutes right now and there really is no place for her to go but down. What does she think she is going to do for the next 20 years or so? Does she really think she is going to be an actress or singer? Does she think she can milk 20 years of reality programming out of her life? No one gives a crap about her or Playboy would have offered her more money. Hell, Playboy makes offers to people everyday which are routinely turned down. You just don’t hear about them because those celebrities are not desperate enough for publicity that they have to make a statement to that effect.

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