I mean, really? Not to get all Seth Meyers-Amy Poehler Weekend Update “Really” Segment on everyone but really? A ripped (see pictures below) and oversized men’s dress shirt, black leggings, a Chanel hair clip, tennis shoes with the tongues pulled up, and over-sized sunglasses? Ashley Olsen, that’s who. And who is encouraging this hideous and ridiculous dressing by not forbidding it? Her boyfriend, Justin Bartha, that’s who. Can’t really blame him though. I’m sure he’d get knocked off that Full House royalty payroll if he even stepped to her.

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Ashley Olsen looks glamorous at the 2009 CFDA Fashion Awards at Alice Tully Hall in Lincoln Center in New York City on Monday (June 15).

Here’s some pictures of Ashley Olsen at last night’s CFDA Fashion Awards

Ashley Olsen @ 2009 CFDA Fashion Awards in NY

Everytime Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen do a book signing the PETA protestors come out to see them. Since neiter twin is wearing fur, I think they are the twins biggest fans!

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There are no wedding bells in Ashley Olsen’s near future, according to her rep.

“Contrary to several tabloid reports, Ashley Olsen is not engaged to be married,” Nicole Caruso said in a statement exclusively to PEOPLE Wednesday. “Ashley is dating Justin Bartha and they are very happy.”

Earlier this week tabloid reports began surfacing that Olsen, 22, and Bartha, 30, are planning an elaborate $1 million wedding in the South of France.

In September, Olsen visited her actor beau on the set of his movie The Hangover in Las Vegas. Last month, they were spotted getting cozy over dinner at L.A.’s Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar.

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Have you ever bought an autograph of a celebrity off eBay? You know they might not be real buy you take your chances. One good thing though is you are almost always guaranteed a thank you from the seller because they don’t want you to say anything bad about them because then no one else will buy anything from them, and then they won’t have a business and they will be out on the streets and begging for food.

So, apparently though the Olsen twins have not quite learned that lesson yet. In addition, they seem to have forgotten one thing. The only reason they are where they are is because of fans, some good writers on Full House, a lucky time slot, and smart parents. Notice that fans is first. Without fans they would have much less money. Think about all those stupid detective books and films they had and their kids clothing lines and without fans they have nothing.

Well yesterday when they were signing books in New York, here was a list of rules that the NY Post acquired.

1. No speaking to the Olsens (how about making snide comments to yourself)

2. The Olsens will not speak to you (not missing much)

3. The Olsens will not be reading (I think only one can)

4. They will not answer questions. (tough when you are not speaking)

5. Not sign anything other than their book (common but still jerkish. I mean you have been selling people crap for 20 years.)

6. One book per person (like anyone is going to want two of the f**kers. But please, like they wouldn’t sell their souls for another $32.

7. No photography allowed (because that would encourage fans to think the Olsens cared about them)

So, if you were going to devise a way to piss off your fans as completely and thoroughly as possible, this would be a great way to start. All this is saying is give us your damn money and get the hell out. Do you get any other kind of reaction when you see those rules? It was probably just people shuffling in line quietly, handing a book to the Olsens and having them sign it. Since you couldn’t talk I guess it was just a signature. I’m surprised the Olsens just didn’t have a rubber stamp with their signature that says, “you met us. now leave.”

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Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, 22, have spent their whole lives in synch, and together created their clothing lines, The Row and Elizabeth and James, but an insider says their work ethics don’t match anymore — causing a serious rift in their relationship. “Ashley really wants to be a respected businesswoman and be taken seriously,” says the pal. “MK does too, but she hasn’t been willing to give up her lifestyle and act like an adult for their job.” So Ashley has taken a drastic step: distancing her twin from the couture end of their joint fashion empire. “Ashley came to a difficult decision. She decided that MK should not be involved with The Row,” says the insider. “She asked her sister to step back from her current responsibilities until she has her personal life together.” Instead, MK will focus on their more affordable line, Elizabeth and James, for which their roles were always less hands-on. “It’s tough because The Row was so much of Mary-Kate’s idea,” says the insider. “Mary-Kate has a unique fashion sense,” notes an insider. “I just see myself more as a businessperson,” Ashley says.

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ASHLEY Olsen and her boyfriend, actor Justin Bartha, hardly came up for air during a recent dinner at Serafina on East 61st Street, where they were holding hands and making out all through the meal. “She was all over him,” said our spy. “Another girlfriend of hers was also at the table. Ashley was very nice to everyone, but seemed more occupied with her boyfriend than anything else.” The tiny Olsen downed two Bloody Marys on the terrace and ate a little bit of spaghetti.

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This weekend I must have spent, oh, maybe five or ten whole minutes wondering why Mary Kate Olsen refuses to talk to the feds without immunity from prosecution. I mean everyone else has talked to the feds and to the NYPD, but Mary Kate has kept completely quiet about the whole thing.

I want to make it clear from the outset that I have no information that suggests anything other than what has been revealed so far. Heath’s masseuse called Mary-Kate instead of 911 and she called her security team who then called 911 after they had reached the scene.

Odd? Hell yes it’s odd, but then again, look at the fashion choices of Mary Kate and then you realize that perhaps she isn’t playing on the same field as the rest of us. What could she possibly know that could get her thrown into jail? I thought the whole Oxy-Contin thing had been settled so it seems she would be in the clear on that. I mean unless she has her own little stash of them or something and gave some of them to Heath or has her own little prescription writing thing that she does as some kind of hobby in between Starbucks visits, I just don’t see why she needs immunity.

As far as I know, the NYPD never interviewed her as a part of their investigation. They did interview the members of her security team who responded to the place Heath was staying and they obviously did not provide any information that shined any negative light in Mary Kate. If they had, then you had better believe the NYPD would have hauled her ass in, or at least sent someone to question her. They didn’t. Actually now that I think about it. She is only like 4′11″ and 90 pounds, so really she doesn’t have much of an ass so that cliche probably doesn’t work as well as it would if they were hauling in someone like Kim Kardashian. I mean they might need an entire squad there if they were going to haul her ass in.

So, why all the fuss? I don’t think she contributed to Heath’s death so I say give her the immunity just so there are no conspiracy issues clouding this thing for the next fifty years. Immunity would not cover her if she lied to the feds, so let her spill, and spill truthfully and get it all out. If she tries to lie about something, believe me they will nail her and the next thing you know she will be doing some Martha Stewart time. Remember, Martha didn’t actually do anything illegal except lie to the feds.

It would be kind of interesting though if Mary Kate turned out to be some jet set drug dealer to the stars and her talking to the feds resulted in this amazing web of deals and intrigue that made Mary Kate actually seem interesting. They could make a book and a film and people would actually go see it. Would make a nice change.

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