Good Morning America is like a whole gaggle of Ann Curry’s and Larry King’s combined. The last time any of them asked a serious question was about whether they should order the chicken or egg salad for lunch. This morning they had Oksana Grigorieva on their program. Have you heard of her before? Yes, you are right it is Mel Gibson’s girlfriend.

Would you have ever heard of her if she wasn’t Mel Gibson’s girlfriend? You know because of her singing and her new album. Of course you haven’t, so it is effing ridiculous that Good Morning America told the world today that the only reason she was on the show this morning was because of her singing and her new album. Please, it is only because she is pregnant with Mel’s kid and Barbara Walters wants an exclusive with Mel at some point down the road. How much do you want to bet that Mel turns up on her list of Most Fascinating people of 2009? A little payback from Mel.

So, GMA had Oksana on their show and so you would assume they would ask about Mel or the baby or the divorce or the church or if she speaks Aramaic. Anything at all. Nope. Crickets. I don’t understand why GMA even pretends they are part of a news organization because all they are is just a younger version of Larry King. Without the eye patch of course. I love the pirate look on Larry. I’m hoping they will cast him to play Keith Richards’ dad in the next Pirates of The Caribbean movie.

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Say what you will about The National Enquirer but they do seem to be locked in on the whole John Edwards baby daddy drama. In their latest issue they are reporting that a secret DNA test was done and that it shows that John Edwards is the father of Frances who is the 18 month old daughter of Rielle Hunter. She is the woman Edwards has had an ongoing affair with while his wife deals with cancer.

Being the stand up guy he is John Edwards has always denied being the dad of the baby and Elizabeth Edwards has said she didn’t know who the father of the baby is. I always found that hard to believe. I mean if you are going to take your husband back aren’t you going to at least want to know if he fathered a child with his mistress? Are you going to close your eyes to everything and just pretend it never happened. The Enquirer kind of makes it seem like they are the ones who performed the secret DNA test. Well, they are The Enquirer after all, but it looks like the only secret is that it wasn’t released to the public. The test was actually part of a child support process because Rielle wants some money to help pay for the care of the child. Also, is there anyone out there who really didn’t think he was the father? This story would have gone away 18 months ago if he had just admitted it. The thing is a politician’s instinct is to deny, deny, deny until they are left no way out of the corner and then admit they were wrong. Kind of.
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When I think of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes which is almost every second of every day, I tend to think that Tom is the evil manipulative one and Katie is the brainwashed desperate to escape one in the relationship. Granted, my vision is probably correct, but yesterday in Australia things changed. Now was it yesterday in Australia or was it today which would really be tomorrow? You know what? It happened at some point in the last 48 hours in Australia. Tom, who hasn’t been spending much time with Katie lately was on the set of her new movie called, “I’m Going To Bomb At The Box Office.” While on the set which was a public location fans of course wanted to talk to him. Please, you know you would as well. It might not be pleasant but you know you would go see how tall he was or say something. So, Tom, being Tom did the photographs and autographs and did what he does best. Schmooze.

When he finally finished, Radar Online says he went back to being with Katie who was just a wee bit ticked at not getting all of Tom’s attention. Some words were exchanged and Tom “stormed away.” Oh, incidentally, I think Kate Major went to work for Radar. Read this quote and tell me how this contributes to the story. “Tom, clad in a cute black sweater and tight jeans…” Well, if it was her who wrote it, the good news is Tom only has three kids compared to 8 for Jon Gosselin. Wow, I managed to work them into a Tom Cruise story. I have to get out more. (The photo above is from a few months ago. No tight jeans or cute black sweater for Tom in this one.)

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After along time we didn’t see Jessica Alba in her bikini, now the gorgeous actress showed off her sexy bikini body at a Malibu beach August 1. Alba, 28, swam in the ocean and sunbathed on the beach with producer husband Cash Warren, 30.

The parents of one-year-old Honor enjoyed some mommy-daddy time at the beach on Saturday.

With her newly dyed blonde locks tied back into a plait, the Fantastic Four star showed off her enviable bikini body in a striped bikini.

Jessica Alba - Bikini candids - Malibu

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At last Avril Lavigne wears her bikini in St. Tropes, but why is she covering up so much?

Avril Lavigne Yellow Bikini St Tropez

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Britney Spears changes her hair colour nearly as much as her boyfriends, but for now, Britney’s back to blonde and looking hotter than ever.

Looking toned and fit in a tight black lycra dress, the pop star headed out to the Grand Star Jazz Club in Los Angeles.

Britney Spears In Little Black Dress At Grand Star Jazz Club in LA

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Nicollette Sheridan made girls half her age green with envy when she hit the beach for an afternoon of sun.

The Desperate Housewives star frolicked in the surf , sporting a white bikini that left little to the imagination – and showcased her toned figure, as she spent the day with her new love interest.

The actress has reportedly been seeing wealthy businessman Steve Pate since April this year.

And judging by the look of things, their relationship appears to be going from strength to strength.

The cosy couple looked the picture of happiness and couldn’t keep their hands off each other as they shared a sun lounger.
The British-born actress surely has more time on her hands now after filming final scenes of the show.

The Desperate Housewives femme fatale met a grisly end by crashing her car into a telephone pole as she fled from her murderous husband.

Fans watched in horror as she then stepped from the vehicle into a puddle – and was electrocuted by a falling overhead wire.
Her spokeswoman says she’s looking forward to trying some new roles.

Before Desperate Housewives, Sheridan was best known for playing Paige Matheson in Eighties soap opera Knots Landing.
After joining Desperate Housewives in 2004, Sheridan was nominated for a Golden Globe in 2005 for her portrayal of Edie.
Prior to her engagement to Michael Bolton, Sheridan was married to actor Harry Hamlin for two years in the early Eighties.

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