Good Morning America is like a whole gaggle of Ann Curry’s and Larry King’s combined. The last time any of them asked a serious question was about whether they should order the chicken or egg salad for lunch. This morning they had Oksana Grigorieva on their program. Have you heard of her before? Yes, you are right it is Mel Gibson’s girlfriend.

Would you have ever heard of her if she wasn’t Mel Gibson’s girlfriend? You know because of her singing and her new album. Of course you haven’t, so it is effing ridiculous that Good Morning America told the world today that the only reason she was on the show this morning was because of her singing and her new album. Please, it is only because she is pregnant with Mel’s kid and Barbara Walters wants an exclusive with Mel at some point down the road. How much do you want to bet that Mel turns up on her list of Most Fascinating people of 2009? A little payback from Mel.

So, GMA had Oksana on their show and so you would assume they would ask about Mel or the baby or the divorce or the church or if she speaks Aramaic. Anything at all. Nope. Crickets. I don’t understand why GMA even pretends they are part of a news organization because all they are is just a younger version of Larry King. Without the eye patch of course. I love the pirate look on Larry. I’m hoping they will cast him to play Keith Richards’ dad in the next Pirates of The Caribbean movie.

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