A variety of tabloids have come up with a wonderful assortment of outrageous claims this week in the never ending saga of Brad & Jen. At this point I just see this as some type of game for the tabloids where they can come up with a fresh story each week which sells copies. At this point it’s obvious the stories are crap, but I think they dish them out because there is a certain segment of the population of the world who loves this stuff. So, lets see what happened this week.

Look Magazine says that Angelina Jolie has been sending text messages to Jennifer Aniston from Brad Pitt’s cell phone and warning Jen to stay away from her man or else. Why would Angelina do this? You are going to love this one. Now Magazine says it is because Jen has been sending gifts to Brad’s office so they can stay friendly in case Brangelina is no more. Neither magazine explains why Angelina wouldn’t use her own phone instead of Brad’s or what the gifts were which got Angelina all riled. Hey, they need to save something for next week.

Maybe they could talk about the picture above. It is from Jen’s new movie and is what she likes to call acting. It is what I like to call ten years of the same look I saw every week on Friends and which continues to torture me through years of syndicated episodes. Go ahead. Turn on a Friends episode right now and you will see the same expression at least three or four times an episode. You could play a drinking game to it. I don’t know if she just went to one day of acting class or this was the only move she could remember, but it’s all she has.

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