I’m always willing to post a Michael Lohan story, especially since it gives me an excuse to post the photo of him in his Right Said Fred wardrobe. Apparently despite his best efforts, Lindsay Lohan is still not talking to her father. Because of that, he has no way to call her and ask for a couple of bucks. I mean he is getting married soon and his new bride doesn’t seem thrilled that he is deciding between cubic zirconia diamonds down at Wal-Mart.So, Michael found some weekly publication willing to give him $20 to say anything about Lindsay. New York magazine was the lucky recipient of a few minutes of Michael’s time and he had this to say.

“I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha. I’m a Christian. I should not pass judgement on anyone. In the past, I felt that the best way to get to her was to speak out publicly and it was the wrong choice. Family matters should be kept private. I’ve learned that now.”

Umm. This declaration that family matters should stay private will last about as long as there is no news or money to be made by him to release other family matters. Do you really think we will never hear another word from Michael Lohan about his family? Seriously? Does he expect us to buy that? Please. The only reason he is saying it now is either because he needs money, it’s the Christmas season and he wants a gift, or his new bride wants Sam to DJ at the wedding. If he didn’t talk about family, what would he talk about? Knowing him almost anything. But, no one is interested in anything he has to say unless it is about family. So, the bright side is that if he keeps his word we will never have to do another Michael Lohan post.

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