Last month I had a post about how Oprah’s mom is a clothes buying machine and I guess she was under the impression that because she is the daughter of Oprah that she really didn’t need money for anything. I mean Oprah is the Empress of the world so why should her mother have to worry about trivial things like money when it comes to clothes. See, it is only about clothes and things like that. Grocery stores don’t take that kind of crap. I don’t care if you are Barbra Streisand and haven’t paid for clothes, a car, or anything in 20 years, if you want a gallon of milk, you are paying. Now that I think about it though I wouldn’t put it past Barbra that she made a deal with every company of every product she enjoys in a grocery store to have them ship her a years supply of it just so she wouldn’t have to pay for anything.

Anyway, Oprah’s mom is an idiot. This is what I hate about this kind of crap. She opened an account with the store. She signed an agreement to pay it back. She then bought $150,000 in clothes. What did she think she was signing? She claims that she didn’t know what she was signing and that she didn’t realize she was opening a charge account. Umm, they took you to court before for the same thing. I think you would have caught on by the second time that this was a charge account. If you didn’t, then maybe you shouldn’t be going outside the home, and instead should sit on your couch, drooling and watching “your shows.”

Of course also all this does is make Oprah look ridiculous since she can make it all go away by either giving her mom the money, buying the store and making it one big Christmas present to mom, or simply call upon her powers as Empress and have everyone involved shot.

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