Over the weekend, The Sun reported that Jessica Simpson is not shy when it comes to making sure that Tony Romo is satisfied even when she isn’t around to ummm, take care of him in person. Apparently Jessica enjoys performing via webcam for Tony and this includes getting completely naked as well.

She is worried that perhaps Tony is letting some of his teammates also enjoy the show and so asks him before she starts if any are around. I actually think Tony probably does keep it to himself. I don’t think he is the kind of guy that shares. I do however think that Pimpa Joe is probably furiously trying to figure out a way to make sure he can monitor the conversations just to make sure that Jessica is doing everything right.

I actually think the story is probably true, although I would be hard pressed to figure out how The Sun would ever be able to confirm it. To me it seems there would only be three people who would know. Jessica, Tony and Pimpa. Oh, and maybe Ashlee which of course means Pete which of course means John Mayer. Oh, Caycee would probably know so Donald Faison would probably know which means the entire cast of Scrubs also sits back with some popcorn at the end of the day to take a look. Oh, if John Mayer knows than probably he told Jennifer Aniston who also told Courteney Cox who told her husband who just couldn’t resist and so told Alexis who told everyone in West Hollywood.

I imagine that most Instant Messaging conversations are probably pretty safe from hacking until of course someone actually does make the effort at it and then the next thing you know Jessica is starring in her very own webcam porn series that is blasted all over the internet. Maybe this is just all one big ploy to get people to listen to her CD. You know she probably has it blasting in the background because really, there is nothing sexier than a striptease to the sounds of that hit song of hers “Rent’s Due At The Trailer Park.”

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