So, imagine if you will that you are sitting in the visitor room in prison. It’s been awhile since you have seen your kids or your parents or your significant other. When, then out of the corner of your eye you see this scab infested woman with half her teeth gone stand up, lift up her shirt and press her naked breasts up against the glass dividing you and your visitors.

Nice huh? Well apparently the rumor that if you are in prison long enough any breasts look good, is just that. A rumor. So, when Amy Winehouse decided to flash her breasts to Blaaaaaaaaaaaake at her most recent visit and then press them up against the glass so he could get a good look at her infections, the reactions from the other prisoners ranged from “not pleasant” to “disgusting” to “awful” and that Amy seemed completely out of it.

I’m sure that Amy isn’t the first person to flash her breasts to a guy in prison, and I’m fairly sure that hers were not the worst breasts in the world to be flashed. Fairly sure. Somewhat confident. Reasonably confident. Come on. They couldn’t have been the worst. I just think that if you combine the effect of the breasts, the squishing against the glass partition and Amy up close, that it is probably a bit traumatic for anyone.

See, all of us are used to seeing Amy in print or on video. What if you were one foot away from her? In person? How terrified would you be? How scary would it look? OK, now you know why the prisoners don’t want her to come back.

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