You know US Weekly runs that feature about stars being like regular folks. Well sometimes yes and sometimes no, but the further down you get on the list, the more and more that no turns into a yes. Take last Saturday for example. During the memorial service for former studio boss and agent Guy McElwaine there was just the teeniest weeniest little disturbance that escalated into something approaching a cat fight. The great thing about it was that it was like watching a Love Boat reunion show.

In one corner you had Christine Peters who was married to producer Jon Peters. In the other corner you had Alana Stewart. Yes, the same Stewart who has previously been married to Rod Stewart and the master of the bronzer himself George Hamilton.

During the actual service. Not before or after, but during the service, Christine Peters walked up to Alana and started laying into her about her son Sean Stewart allegedly stealing the Peters’ car last month. Sean allegedly stole the car because he is an idiot and thought that if he took the car that somehow it would make the Peters’ daughter Caleigh start talking to him again and they would get back together. I want to remind you that he was thinking this despite being a 26 year old man. He isn’t a teenager although Caleigh is.

To make this even better and to give it even more of a 70’s flavor we need something else. Well it came. After the two women began yelling at each other (yes, during the service), they had to be separated by Courtney Wagner who was a fellow mourner and is the daughter of 70’s icon Robert Wagner.

Wow, I just need Gopher and Julie and I am all set.

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