Simon Cowell sat down with the Daily Mail to answer some questions about plastic surgery and about him being gay. Simon Cowell gay?! GROSS! No self-respecting gay man would wear baggy v-necks (looks down at my baggy v-neck).

When asked if he’s had any sort of plastic surgery including pec implants, Simon said, “No, absolutely not. I have not had cosmetic surgery. Yes, I’ve had Botox, but not in an obsessive way. Then again, every guy I know who works in the City has had it now.”

He also said his hair is completely real and it’s not a wig. He doesn’t dye it and it’s all his. Lucky him.

And the gay issue? “If I was, why hide it? It’s not as if the music business would be an odd place for a gay man to work. And anyway, if I was trying to hide the fact that I was gay, I would be off playing rugby every Saturday, wouldn’t I?“

Thanks for that Simon. I was laying awake at night thinking “Is Simon Cowell homo? Wear a wig? Gets botox? Has real chi-chis?” Now I can sleep better.

While he’s getting pricked in the forehead next time, he should look into getting pricked in the lips. Actually, you need to have a set of lips before you get them pricked. He has none. Maybe he can use some of his ass lips to construct a lovely pair. Ass lips!

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